You’re Getting Married! Tips from Vanguard Patriarch Ministries

A tongue-in-cheek look at marriage from a fellow FFC52 participant. Meg is a fantastic talent, check her blog out if you haven’t already. I guarantee that you won’t regret it 🙂


A couple of notes about this piece:  First, it is experimental satire.  Second, it is intended to be read as a brochure.  With thanks to Rowan, it appears as a brochure below in jpeg format (just imagine it printed front and back and then folded).  Click on each image to enlarge.  If the font is too tiny or you’re reading this from a mobile device, scroll down for the plain text version.  Special thanks to my collaborators–Rowan, Silver Leaf, and Genna–for their sharp edits and suggestions.  I was fortunate to work with these three generous souls through Yeah Write‘s “Silver Lounge Workshop” this summer.


You’re Getting Married!
Tips from Vanguard Patriarch Ministries on Being a Wife

Congratulations! When you walk down the aisle at Vanguard Patriarch Ministries, you will embrace a return to God’s love that places your Husband at the center of your household. You will be freed from

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